Saturday, September 6, 2008

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have just returned from a brief foray to my father's house, which has always been our dealer film par excellence . And I decided to post something different.





Nightmare Detective Like all Japanese films of the kind that you meet there is a serial killer. The serial killer kills use the phone and in dreams. The serial killer has a troubled past and is traumatized. The victims are idiots who would commit suicide. The protagonist is an attractive (or not) Japanese policewoman whose facial expression resembles the rate of straw on the chimney of my grandfather, but the rate has little eyes more lively and has crooked legs. Then we have the obligatory emo boy of the paranormal which can enter the dreams and he too would die. Shake it all with the usual morbid theme of suicide and death that is so dear to the rising sun, and you'll get yet another paranormal thriller-meatloaf seasoned with special effects worthy of My neighbor suffers when the chicken to the barbecue. A little 'splatter, but overall not too impressive (and I'm easily scared about these things). short, strange suicides involving our young detective who has decided to give up the desk job and go on the field. Strange suicides in which the victims are cut or stabbed while sleeping. And all after calling the phone number 0. He soon discovers that they are not really suicidal, or at least they were not yet developed, since the victims were so desire to commit suicide, and to do so with this fantoamtico Zero, but before you can make suggestions and were induced to commit suicide through the nightmare, where you murderess manifest and stabs the poor wretch. Enters our EMO BOY who hates the world and all that hate and fear! But only those who have a desire to commit suicide may contact Zero! Our cop with a thousand expressions fail to solve the case!? Frankly is a film that I was tainted from start to finish. Good direction, with some touches of class that maybe some horror 'intrigue you, but otherwise, a cagatone.



Gabriel - The Fury of Angels

There is a world between Heaven and Hell called Purgatory, where souls are waiting to be judged, and is always disputed land between the Light and the Shadow. Seven angels seven demons and fight for dominance of their souls, their eternal salvation or their damnation. At the present state of things, evil prevails. Even Michael, the strongest of all the Archangels, was defeated. Now is the turn of Gabriel, the last hope of the Light. And the massacre begins. Then, I state that this is a well cagatone galaxy, but there was to be expected otherwise. The title stank. The basic idea is a bit 'weak, poorly managed and not at all interesting. To begin with, I understand why they are so idiots sti archangels to deal with Satan and the bad guys one by one if they are always together and split his ass and cut wings and pierce bellies. I say pierce bellies because besides I know (obviously) the kung-fu like any self-respecting modern angel (now if you want the angel you must be at least three black belt in martial disciplines, mhuai sample of Thai, have a military training with the knowledge to handle and clean reassemble a pistol with silencer Find out how to build bombs and use mcguyver ALONE guns that typically are handled in three) guns and of course use any kind of firearm. The setting is underground, and is a mixture (malriuscito) between matrix, sin city and equilibrium. The main character is cute, a nice face to place before the cameras, especially in sex scenes with Amitiele (OMG a fallen archangel who then became human, then there is no problem, God! not to come here to break that is immoral because she is no longer an angel!). regarding the acting is a bit 'is denied. More simaptico Satan do bad, ugly but charming, white eye. A film trash of a kind (the religious / dark / punk / emo) that goes so fashionable lately, and therefore deserves exactly the same end of the whole. Music is not a masterpiece but not a crap. Of all the crew save just one person and a half: the whole would be the director of photography, and that half would be the writer. At first I would give a nice pat on the back and shaking his head I would say, "Dude, why are you a prostitute?" and if I had to produce a film, recruiting them. The depths are great, and despite the setting we have to stew how corny, a touch of style here and there there. Writer fills him with blows to the story in itself that sucks, but I'll give him a biscuit to some points of philosophical reflection that sometimes offers through the characters, and may be curious and interesting. Ironman
I do not have much to say about this movie that almost everyone has already seen and I see Aihm late. It 'really the best film of Marvelverse that came out so far. E 'is enjoyable dall'appassionato comic strip that from the total stranger like that. All pososno understand it and all say "Cool!"
Even my cousin and my aunt (31 years and never read a comic American) and my aunt (60 years and idem as the daughter) said that it is beautiful! And generally people are going to see things like "The Cider House Rules" or any other nineteenth-century romantic meatloaf.
Well, I do not dwell on it because it's really nice! And Tony Stark is really an actor bono: Or do not you say at the outset because it is not the buxom women in fashion recently, adolescent and young man, but has the charm of the adult and is appealing.
short, a masterpiece.




Honor your father and mother


So, this is tough. It 'a melodrama American ones you leave the weight on my stomach.
Two brothers find themselves in financial problems (although in fact only one has real problems, the other is just a greedy heroin addict) and his older brother suggests the child to arrange a hit with both easy and secure, where no one gets hurt and no one will lose: rob the family jewelry business, currently managed by his father, mother and aunt. But the situation will collapse and someone very evil, an evil from which there is no cure: death. The robbery is the fulcrum of the story, and the film is divided into many parts, each accompanied by a caption that timing the fragment compared to the "day of the robbery: 4 days before the robbery, a week after the robbery, the day of the robbery, etc etc ... Each piece tells the story of one of the characters in the light of this event, often linked to others, as many small pieces of a puzzle, all of which make for a dramatic final catastrophic as that seems inevitable. A downward spiral of despair drag the story characters to complete destruction of their lives.
A little 'slow and difficult to digest, being almost two hours of film that unfolds slowly and unhurriedly. Get bored at some points, some 'obvious and predictable, but enjoyable.





Wolf Creek

preclude do not know why I see certain things, then I do not sleep at night, shit. So, I'm film starts with a good deal 'of writings that tell us that in Austrialia vanish every year about 30 thousand people, and a tot percentage of these are never found. Ok. * I made a cross on the world map where is Australia * Three guys, two girls and a boy, you know at a party in Sydney, and decided to leave for the desert in search of freedom and to visit a crater where they were made numerous sightings of UFOs. Ok, I know you're thinking "if they go to seek and deserve to die." You are right. I have watched with Dad and my brother and every 5 minutes were yelling at the screen that they were idiots and that if they died it was only natural selection, because they were just too stupid.
However, these three enterprising Crocodile Dundee bar hire a sports car (not an SUV but noooo, you have to do millemila km in the Australian desert and what to buy? A dune. But then you are asking for) and venture into the desert. They arrive in the crater and I'm fucking machine + mobile phones stop working.
Night falls and a friendly native, a former kangaroo hunter / buffalo / etc etc find them and proposes them to pull them where he lives so that will replace the broken piece of their car and start again the next day.
hours after arriving at the mine is abandoned. Drinking joke blah. They sleep.
At one point one of the girls are awake, but is no longer in his sleeping bag, around the campfire, but it is bound with teflon in a shed. The girl managed to free themselves (such as serial killer is expected to improve in the field to tie the victims) and in sleeping bags for her friends found only blood. He hears screams and cries, and moves closer to a shed, where he sees the other girl almost naked, bleeding (from nose to time) and tied to a hook by the wrists slew (those to which our grandparents hung skinned rabbits for Pour away the blood). Crying for mercy to our friendly crocodile dundee (this time really bad) which says that after having raped her for a few months apart and will hang on the wall with the other bitches (bitches nude slaughtered on the first floor shot in the legs in an advanced state of decomposition, etc. etc.). It begins a desperate flight to save the girls.
Now, I say, if you miraculously manages to shoot and I'm wingless psychopath, what would you, reader? I, personally, before stealing the keys and go on his truck, grabs his knife, which boasted just before and sticking, I'd do it in pieces, thrown into the fire and after maybe jump on the van. NO. THEY DO NOT DO IT.
If I'm running away from a crazy psychopath, hurt, horny, and very, very pissed off, I DO NOT STOP TO WATCH BETWEEN HIS PERSONAL EFFECTS AND WATCH VIDEO OF HIS VICTIMS OF CAMERAS!
No wonder then if ste moron deserves to die. A half
crap. Drew heavily on Texas Chainsaw Massacre (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre). An hour and a half of nothing and then the final quarter of an hour of carnage and violence is not indifferent. Bah, I have to stop seeing sti fucking movie!

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